West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.

His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.

by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019

Smallsack

Sack of balls so small, the "man" they're attached to is scared of everything.

Dude's smallsack was so bad, he never took his 5.0 over 42mph. Might as well be a 2.5.

by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2021

Indiana Ear Mite

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.

Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.

by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023