crumbsy

A really clumsy eater, one who eats and leaves crumbs.
Andy's crumbsy ass left all sorts of pizza crust on the couch.
by Monty S April 03, 2008
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keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
by Monty S March 05, 2008
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mourny

The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.
After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.
by Monty S March 02, 2008
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lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee
"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."
by Monty S January 01, 2009
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