Monty Burns's definitions

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

strombovious

An adjective used to describe any robust Italian woman in southern Italy. (i.e. like a stromboli)

While strolling through Capri my eyes were immediate drawn to the strombovious derrière of a local barista

by Monty Burns June 21, 2024

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

MirrorBella

When a woman stands over a mirror to see if her vagina has been washed properly.

As we were getting ready for dinner my wife was giving herself a MirrorBella in the bathroom

by Monty Burns April 12, 2021

Banana flambe

Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio

My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023

Browls

Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman

The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.

by Monty Burns June 24, 2023

CVAtric

The old bag that holds up a pharmacy line by asking endless questions about their prescription.

Sorry I am late there was a CVAtric in line that asked 25 questions about their arthritis cream.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023