Monty Burns's definitions

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

strombovious

An adjective used to describe any robust Italian woman in southern Italy. (i.e. like a stromboli)

While strolling through Capri my eyes were immediate drawn to the strombovious derrière of a local barista

by Monty Burns June 21, 2024

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

MirrorBella

When a woman stands over a mirror to see if her vagina has been washed properly.

As we were getting ready for dinner my wife was giving herself a MirrorBella in the bathroom

by Monty Burns April 12, 2021

Banana flambe

Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio

My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023

CVAtric

The old bag that holds up a pharmacy line by asking endless questions about their prescription.

Sorry I am late there was a CVAtric in line that asked 25 questions about their arthritis cream.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022