Monty Burns's definitions

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

MirrorBella

When a woman stands over a mirror to see if her vagina has been washed properly.

As we were getting ready for dinner my wife was giving herself a MirrorBella in the bathroom

by Monty Burns April 12, 2021

mount weber

the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.

Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!

by Monty Burns April 6, 2004

Banana flambe

Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio

My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023