Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Monty Burns

strombovious

An adjective used to describe any robust Italian woman in southern Italy. (i.e. like a stromboli)

While strolling through Capri my eyes were immediate drawn to the strombovious derrière of a local barista

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After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

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The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

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Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman

The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.

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The old bag that holds up a pharmacy line by asking endless questions about their prescription.

Sorry I am late there was a CVAtric in line that asked 25 questions about their arthritis cream.

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Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio

My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.

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i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

vagsectomy by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

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