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JKK just kind of kidding when you mean something tongue and cheek, or referring to a partially believed prior statement
JKK by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018

jkkfgsdgfg 

What you search when you're either very drunk or stupid
I woke up the next morning and saw jkkfgsdgfg entered on google.
jkkfgsdgfg by Theglorius2cm July 6, 2019

jkkglsdfjproewpoittirtrtorrrtrprofdskfsdk;lkroeglwefjgikvjjhd;l;sdlaskkgjiweqrgjrtjvmncxjsdjroigiomikmffj 

When you're bored as fuck during weekends so you decide to smash your keyboard for no reason
P1: jkkglsdfjproewpoittirtrtorrrtrprofdskfsdk;lkroeglwefjgikvjjhd;l;sdlaskkgjiweqrgjrtjvmncxjsdjroigiomikmffj
P2: What is wrong with you
P1: sfksfjsfdisdfjsfdsjfsfsfjasidhnuogjifnhofjiodfjasdfkasjadakdjasdkij;adsiasd;ajdsaisdjfasjasd;
P2: Do i need to call you a doctor or something?
P1: d̶̙̫̂̚f̴̦͛͘s ̨̹͂̊ĥ̶͔̼̅j ͓̦͋͊a̶̖̍r̶̮̽h ̨̡̓͊f̵͚͊ü̴̳̪h ͎̳̌à̴͔̂ď̴̲u ̬͒̓a̶̹͘ͅd̵͈͗ḍ̴̾s̴̮̐b ̯̉̚f̵̜̩̒̀j̵̘̱̅̀ṉ̶̨̍d ̡̎a̶̻͒͋s ̨̑̾j ̺̼̏̊a ͓͔̍d̶͍́u ̝͑w̶̻̜̏͝e ̼́u̶̖̦̓w̴̗̫̔f̵͎̿̉u ̳͇̀͐j ̯̅̄j̶̢͇͊f̴͉̅̿ͅb̵̡͔̀̀d̵̹̜̈́n̵̜͉̐a̶͚͂s̴̡͂n ̫͒̂n̵͛̑ͅf ͙̃͂c̶̺͗͋ò̴͇z̵͎͖̀̌k̴̦͎̇ż̶̗̆x̶͔͊̓z ̞̋x̵͚̬͘z ̫͒̓g ͚͓̇̏k ̲͓̉̃f ͙͉̅d ͌ͅͅj̴̪̖̈́̆f̴̛̼̏d̶͖̰̓͆s ̙͘f ̖͍̿͐n̶̳͈̐j ̼̘̀͐ṉ̵͂͋s̶̻͐͜f̵͎͎̌͑f ̥͝͝j̴̯̃ͅf ̙̃̓
it means: je kanker kanker kanker kanker kanker moeder. which means your cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer mother. you can use this phrase if one kanker isnt enough.
''ey joep! je kanker kanker kanker kanker kanker moeder'' jkkkkkm
jkkkkkm by elmiro October 21, 2020

jkkkfffffWsjfjk 

The most common gibberish you'll find. This is used to reflect happiness or irritation.
Of course you will not see this exact one,but it will be similar.
Example 1: OMG I WON THE LOTTERY jkkkfffffWsjfjk
Example 2: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING jkkkfffffWsjfjk
jkkkfffffWsjfjk by TheRadioactive December 31, 2017
a different word for 'very smart person'
im a jkkaya
jkkaya by k4yy44 September 3, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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