Monkey Shagger's definitions

Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Quiggle

If someone has a moist loose flap of skin instead of a penis or vagina, that’s a quiggle.

Guard 1: “Code Red! Subject with the quiggle has breached containment!!”

by Monkey Shagger August 21, 2019

The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

The Morning Star

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.

Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”

by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023