Definitions by Monkey Man
valentine's day
A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
valentine's day by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
dick licker
dick licker by Monkey Man April 7, 2003
fuck tart
used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.
fuck tart by Monkey Man April 7, 2003
fart
fart by Monkey Man April 7, 2003