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gymgnostic

A state of divine transcendence, reached through exercise.
His endorphins surging, what he saw in the mirror after his daily devotion to the ellipticals, free weights, rowers and treadmills lulled him into a gymgnostic state of belief in his own divinity.
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
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Peaceful day

A day without stress, fear, tension or worry, unknown in America since 2016, and let us wonder why.
She tried to remember her last truly peaceful day. They used to be common, but ever since... she hated to even say his name... took office, it had been an endless stream of crisis, turmoil, instability, and now this, the world seeming to collapse.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
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hope

The thing we cannot live without, the most essential element in the human spirit.
As 2020 ended, as 2021 shone with promise, there was so much to hope for. Regained dignity for America, a life where everyone could once again move freely, could smile and touch, could breathe without fear.
by Monkey's Dad December 31, 2020
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underlying condition

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.
"My friend died from Covid."
"Did she have an underlying condition?"
by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020
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Bland Finale

The audience had been anticipating Clapton would close the concert with a soaring rendition of his number one megahit, not the bland finale of Layla performed on solo ukulele and a kazoo.
by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
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homemade haircut

Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.
by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020
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asequential

Without sequence. Two or more events which can be viewed as happening or existing simultaneously, free of the linear concept of time.
He experienced the present, past and future as asequential, everything being equidistant and equally available.
by Monkey's Dad May 20, 2021
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