Definitions by Monkey's Dad
Clorification
In the midst of the pandemic scare, having spent the day with her fingers in other people's mouths, the dental hygienist gave her hands a thorough Clorification.
Clorification by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
front seat fracas
Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
front seat fracas by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
8 track tapeworm
Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.
8 track tapeworm by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
duover
After so many years as a couple, being alone again was painful for each of them. The endless blind dates and occasional hookups made them feel more alone, rather than less, and left them missing the other. They both wondered what would happen if they tried again, to join forces, to be a pair, to give themselves a duover.
duover by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
trashionalization
His trashionalization for demolishing her argument was easy. Family separation at the border was inhumane, and everyone else at the table knew it.
trashionalization by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020
in warm blood
She was said to have murdered him in warm blood, not that she really cared whether he was sleeping with her best friend, but it irritated her to learn about it on Facebook.
in warm blood by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020
temporary sanity
The notion of temporary sanity argues that a defendant was sane during the commission of a crime, but later reverted to their insanity after the criminal act was carried out. This legal defense is often used to defend individuals who have committed highly reasonable, completely normal crimes of passion which any sane person could have committed and probably would have done, given opportunity, means and motive.
My client is too crazy to have ever committed the crime with which he has been charged. He can't tell a gun from a Pez dispenser. But for one fleeting moment he wasn't himself, okay? He fell under the grip of temporary sanity and took out the most corrupt politician this country has ever know. Look at him now, wearing his MAGA hat in court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he is very clearly insane.
temporary sanity by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020