Maskochism

Deriving gratification, sexual or otherwise, from flirting with death by refusing to wear a mask in public, during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Knowing he might get infected, he strode barefaced into the crowd, enjoying his maskochism.
by Monkey's Dad June 11, 2020
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ventrolloquist

A person who throws his voice in such a way that, A) it not only seems to come out of someone else's mouth, but, B) gets them to say things online that they don't believe in, C) in order to start Internet arguments and create discord.
Bored with mere chatroom trolling, he upped his game, becoming a master ventrolloquist, taking malicious glee in the conflicts he had instigated, his victims exclaiming, "But... but I never meant to say that!"
by Monkey's Dad March 01, 2020
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mythmatician

A person employed by the current administration to produce impressive figures supporting every false claim, from the crowd size at the inauguration, to the minimally-projected cases of coronavirus,
At yet another ginned-up campaign rally, the incumbent shouted huge numbers, concocted by his mythmatician, as proof that he was universally loved, admired and supported.
by Monkey's Dad March 01, 2020
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Psychodemic

Psychological symptoms brought on by solitary lockdown during an epidemic.
Sleepless, edgy, self-critical and burned out from the abstractions of her computer and phone, she knew these feelings were psychodemic and hoped they would dissipate once freed from her confinement.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
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unvirtuality

Virtual unreality. Disorientation resulting from too much screen time.
After months of virtual meetings, virtual birthday parties, virtual sex, he felt real life slipping away, drowning in unvirtuality.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
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computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.
His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020
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dog dreaming

A sleep state, moving your arms and legs and making sounds, a manifestation of your dreams.
He could see that she was dreaming about running, her legs were going, and she was making little shouting sounds, dog dreaming, the way their poodle visibly dreamed of chasing deer.
by Monkey's Dad April 23, 2020
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