He was certain of two things: That every American had the right to carry an assault rifle - to school, to Walmart, to church - and that killing was a sin and women had no right to abortion, no matter the circumstance of the pregnancy. He was a righteous abortlitionist.
by Monkey's Dad December 15, 2021
To buy the rights, or otherwise pay, to prevent a news story from being published. The title of Ronan Farrow's new book on the subject.
American Media Inc., allegedly engaged in catch-and-kill to control negative stories about Donald Trump's involvement with porn star Stormy Daniels. Similarly, Republican members of The Bohemian Grove paid to prevent release of the 1981 film "Star Spangled Boner" starring John Holmes as Ronald Reagan.
by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020
by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021
Her Escalade-driving neighbors had sneered at her Prius as a 'tree-hugger'. She'd go them one better, unloading her cloth bags of tofu, kale and cbd-infused quinoa from the back of her new Volksvegan.
by Monkey's Dad June 20, 2020
by Monkey's Dad July 27, 2022
1) Spotted almost as frequently as Bigfoot: a small, brightly-colored visual feature, used by men while texting, in place of actual words.
Bill broke up with Susie using the only hemojis he could think of - a pair of scissors and a trash can.
by Monkey's Dad September 02, 2019
A sexual deviant who derives pleasure from exposing his or her nostrils in public, wearing a mask over their mouth but under their nose.
As with other bodily orifices, it is presently taboo to expose one's nostrils in public. So naturally there is a new breed of Nasal Flasher, making eye contact with strangers while in this way semi-naked. Not to be confused with the millions who do not understand that the nose and mouth are connected, and walk around with their own nostrils exposed.
by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2021