Monica's definitions

sgt. bone

smelly gurl a.k.a. squeak

do ya smell a sgt. bone?

by monica November 18, 2003

BLUE ORB

BLUE ORB is a specially formulated blend of psychotropic visuals and mood-enhancing typography.

Graphic designers in the know employ the words to describe divine design.

That design has BLUE ORB karma!

by monica January 19, 2004

attitude pudding.

when you won't give up your pudding. not for ANYONE.

teacher "you can't eat that in here!"

me ~you-know-the-answer look~

by monica September 5, 2004

Redneck

a lower class white person, usually from the south or midwest, but not necessarily. among the things they like to do are: drink bud, have sex with their sister, act like they know about politics, hate blacks, arabs, jews, and gays, and drive fords.

george w. bush

by monica August 15, 2003

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

cha cha

female sex organ

Call me before you come over so I can shave my cha cha.

by Monica December 16, 2002

yardy

a reference to friends, used in jail or prison. people who spent time in jail or prison together.

"These are my yardys."

by Monica February 28, 2004