Momus the Sarcastic's definitions

muttrosexual

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

by Momus the Sarcastic September 2, 2009

photoweave

Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.

Can be a noun or a verb.

Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.

by Momus the Sarcastic November 6, 2009

FiDi

The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.

My office is in the FiDi near Market Street.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 6, 2009

bandal

bandal, n., a member of a rock band who has destroyed a hotel room, usually in a drunken or drug-induced frenzy.

Prominent bandals: Keith Moon, Led Zeppelin.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2009

fogey flash

To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.

Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing

He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.

by Momus the Sarcastic December 22, 2009

neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

cungly

adj. cunty and ugly.

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

by Momus the Sarcastic June 1, 2009