Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Mamma Jamma

This is meant to describe a fine nubian goddess that can boogie on the dance floor.

Look at that fine Mamma Jamma break it down on the dance floor.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008

Gave It Up

Term used the next day after having nasty sex all night with some Fuck Muppet.

Bill: Hey Joe, did you go out with Cindy Lou last night?
Tyrone:Yeh and she Gave It Up real good too.

by Mojo Maniac August 07, 2008

Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac August 05, 2008

All your base are belong to us

This is a game cheat code for Empire Earth that will give you 100,000 of all resources when entered during gameplay.

If you enter All your base are belong to us while playing Empire Earth you will recieve 100,000 of all resources.

by Mojo Maniac August 21, 2008

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 07, 2008

OMG Room

This is a room in everybody's house where they keep the door closed because this is where they put all their junk that they don't know what else to do with it. So when you open the door the only thing you can say is "Oh My God".

Friend#1:What's behind that door?
Friend#2:Oh that's my OMG room.
Friend#1:Well let's have a look.
Friend#2:OK
Friend#1:Oh My God!

by Mojo maniac October 06, 2008