Mojo Maniac's definitions

Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Chocolate Pickle

This is what you get when your bitch takes a shit while your all up in her ass.

My bitch gave a Chocolate Pickle last night so I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Opium Den

An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps that heat the drug until it vaporizes and the smoker will inhale the intoxicating vapors.

I spent most of my time in Viet Nam in an Opium Den getting high smoking lots of Opium.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

Plata

Mexicans will use this word to describe money.

Pepe: Vamos a comprar una Cayuama.
Memo:No tengo Plata, Holmes.

by Mojo maniac August 21, 2008

Apocalolo

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Comershmicon

This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.

Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.

by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008