46 definitions by Mojo

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon
by Mojo November 22, 2004
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(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.
Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.
by Mojo February 15, 2005
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most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)
by Mojo March 24, 2004
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Mick minus the M, plus the J from Jagger.
by Mojo April 20, 2003
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Techno music played loudly, usually in rice cars.
"Chuck couldn't sleep last night cuz all the riceboyz were doing laps playing doof doof.
by Mojo August 16, 2003
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(n)
the (hopefully) small piece of flesh that is bunched below the ass and above the legs when an out-of-shape female wears shorts two sizes too tight
Lori wore the zebra-striped hot pants again and I saw her lower butt while spotting her on chin-ups.
by Mojo February 15, 2005
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