Mojo's definitions

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

usmc

1. bullet sponge
2. extreme badass

heeeeey Marine Corps!
Bullet sponge Marine Corps!
Get on your boots and follow me,
We are the sons of liberty!

by mojo March 23, 2004

marto

Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.

"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".

by Mojo March 29, 2005

fanny baws

Much like Cunto and baw bag - This is an alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

GTF Fanny Baws. See also Cunto

by mojo December 14, 2004

jick

Mick minus the M, plus the J from Jagger.

by MoJo April 20, 2003

esmi'd

Owned +1.

When Saying "Owned" just doesn't seem enough, the word ESMI'D usually comes in quite handy.

Derived from the word SEMI, as in semi-truck, but was changed to ESMI on a drunken AIM chat.

"OMFG! He totally got ESMI'D!"

by Mojo January 7, 2005

yeat

Hell NO

"why dont you go get that for me."
"Ya, YEAT"

by MoJo October 10, 2003