Definitions by Mohammed Abdul Jabar
Grimace
a Grimace is a fat african american girl who comes to parties and tries to make out/hook up with anybody and everybody (male and female) at that party. It is a comparison to the McDonald's character Grimace.
John: "Dude how was that party last night?"
Dave: "It was fucked, some Grimace showed up."
John: "EW MAN. you didn't make out with her did you?!"
Dave: "Fuck no dude, I let her have some random drunk chick."
Dave: "It was fucked, some Grimace showed up."
John: "EW MAN. you didn't make out with her did you?!"
Dave: "Fuck no dude, I let her have some random drunk chick."
Grimace by Mohammed Abdul Jabar January 6, 2011
Apolojizz
When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.
Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
Apolojizz by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 14, 2010
Rachel Failing
When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed
Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.
Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.
Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.
Rachel Failing by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010
Egg
An egg is a white person who overachieves in their academics. They are called an egg because they are white on their exterior but but on the inside they are yellow (asian).
Kieran: "Rachel, you're such a fuckin egg!"
Rachel: "Shutup and let me do my math homework. I only got a 97% on my last test!"
Rachel: "Shutup and let me do my math homework. I only got a 97% on my last test!"
Egg by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 7, 2010
Bucket
Typically a high school kid who is greasy and smells bad. Other characteristics that constitute being a bucket are being under-educated (or act in a manner that suggests so), being a dirty looking whore and altogether unkempt looks. Another way of saying it is 'buck'.
Person 1: "ew look at that greasy bitch."
Person 2: "What a bucket."
Person 1: "Man, there's so many gross kids in here."
Person 2: "What a bunch of bucks."
Person 2: "What a bucket."
Person 1: "Man, there's so many gross kids in here."
Person 2: "What a bunch of bucks."
Bucket by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 7, 2010
hmay
an acronym for the phrase "how mad are you?" used to find out the extent of someones anger in an aggrivating situation. Pronounced h-may.
hmay by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 4, 2010