Definitions by Modern Women

Hobo nickle

Dustbowl / graet depression aprox 7 million American starved to death. Many many oroginal homestead families were completely displaced as far as Canada where land settlers grants were still available at that time.

Hobo nickles were hand carved "tramp art" or folk art coins mostly pickles carved by the Displaced Shawnee homesteaders. They would pay a farmers wife or widow a carved nickle as payment or a sweet heart token, for food lodging and a job.

That's worth a Hobo nickle.

Hobo nickle by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Ikea date

Covid isolation blind date where two people would go out to a supermarket or Ikea and spend the day pretending to be married while looking at displays.

Let's have an Ikea date, and we can play house.

Ikea date by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Gravy train

Homeless food. Nutritionally ballanced, portion controlled by weight and just add hot water makes it's own gravy. New now with flavor.

See also Crazy train (for dog fuckers)

Gravy Train, makes it's own gravy. New now with flavour

Gravy train by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Crazy train

Popular culture; Heavy metal song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozborn

Also,

A mafia judgement where the captives are loaded onto boxcars and transported, interrogated on a moving train

A ) Train whistle in the middle of the night's a Hobo'call.

B) Better not board that Crazy train.

Crazy train by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Dog-fuck

dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

We are so fucking screwed it's a total Dog-fuck

Dog-fuck by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

Two dogs fucking by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

Fucking the dog by Modern Women December 19, 2025