Definitions by Moby

tuit 

A mythical circular object that one intends to aquire in the future. This never eventuates.

I'll fix the dripping tap when I get a round tuit (around to it).

tuit by moby April 14, 2005

Semi 

Halfway between Hard and floppy, often what men with small penises get when they shower with other men to cover up the fact that its tiny

Bloke 1: Man that dudes got a big slong!
Bloke2:Nah its probably just a semi!

Semi by Moby January 27, 2004