Boobilight

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high

Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night

by Mliv July 18, 2020

Zonked

V. Another way to say one is tired and/or fall asleep fast.

Man I am so zonked

by Mliv July 04, 2020

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

by Mliv March 16, 2020

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 04, 2020

Rampster

a better, less offensive term for a person in a wheelchair

Yes, I’m aware I have no movement in my legs Karen, but calling me dIsAbLeD doesn’t help. I’d prefer rampster.

by Mliv March 18, 2020

Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020