Miatch

The word Miatch is a nickname for the name "Mitch" thought up by the word Biatch, Miatch is dope tho...
Dayym, I wish I wasn't so white, skinny and ugly... I wanna be Miatch!!
by Mitch January 15, 2004
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Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.
Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.
by Mitch April 25, 2015
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IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.
IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.
by Mitch April 13, 2005
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asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!
"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"
by mitch April 02, 2005
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millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.
by Mitch May 13, 2005
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oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.
I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.
by Mitch December 28, 2004
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pella

A cross between a chicken and an eraser.
"Yo, my chicken is such a pella"
by Mitch September 04, 2003
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