Mitch 's definitions

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004

IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

Miatch

The word Miatch is a nickname for the name "Mitch" thought up by the word Biatch, Miatch is dope tho...

Dayym, I wish I wasn't so white, skinny and ugly... I wanna be Miatch!!

by Mitch January 15, 2004

biggie e

reall gay ugly fat retard

hey look is gay ass biggie e

by mitch December 2, 2004

slutch

A prostitute, prodiminatly female, of poor sanitary conditions. Often very squishy, due to constant sexual activity.

"Man, you're such a slutch!"

by mitch November 30, 2003

cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

by mitch August 12, 2004

aije

A dildo known for its small size, often the first used by virgins.

"Hey, that dildo is too big, pass me that aije, is better for my first time"

by Mitch August 3, 2004