Definitions by Mitch
asparagus rolly pollys
a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.
created my the team that brought us cheese worms!
created my the team that brought us cheese worms!
"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"
"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"
"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"
"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"
"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"
asparagus rolly pollys by mitch April 2, 2005
Cheese Worms
fukin mean as food its fukin mean oy buy cracker and Kraft cream cheese spread. spread da spread on da crackers and sandwich them 2 getha!! cheese worms!!!
Cheese Worms by mitch April 1, 2005
mitch hedberg
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny
mitch hedberg by Mitch March 31, 2005
dick blister(s)
"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."
dick blister(s) by Mitch January 5, 2005