Bizarriest

When talking about someone who is really bizarre and you don't know anyone more bizarre than that.

- Dude, He's the bizarriest person I've ever known.

-yeah totally bizarro.

by Misty Partly Cloudy January 10, 2021

Missheard

When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.

Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?

Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.

Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 05, 2022

Missheard

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 08, 2022

Hallucinear

When you secretly record a conversation and you hear people talking about you and you get all mad and confront them only to find out you were hearing wrong because you have an hallucinear.

Also hallucinearing, hallucineared and hallucinearated!

You were totally talking about me last night, I know what I heard I don't have an hallucinear!

by Misty Partly Cloudy September 14, 2019