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n.
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
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