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Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.
Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?
by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009
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Dorknuffa

A bumbling idiot. The most idiotic person you'll ever encounter.
by Misty Dawn July 7, 2008
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wombjabber

An abnormally long penis.
Sara: "Why are you walking so funny today, Alyce?"
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
by Misty Dawn May 20, 2008
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Sarah Palin

The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!
Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!
by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008
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propane and propane accessories!

What Hank Hill sells to support his family.
"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
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