Misty Dawn's definitions
An abnormally long penis.
Sara: "Why are you walking so funny today, Alyce?"
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
by Misty Dawn May 20, 2008
Get the wombjabbermug. by Misty Dawn July 7, 2008
Get the Dorknuffamug. Jackin' (Jak-in)
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
I was jackin' my load into Amy's goo receptacle when she sneezed coochie sauce all over everything! When I got home all tatored, my boner sniffer freaked out at the smell of strange pink taco on my package.
by Misty Dawn October 16, 2008
Get the Jackin'mug. Jackin' (Jak-in)
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Get the Jackin'mug. Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
Get the Facial Creammug. A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
Get the boner sniffermug. That Meghan is my kinda girl! We had a couple of gin & tonics, a shot of Jagermeister and the next thing I knew she was nibbling on my neck asking if I could stab her with my wombjabber! What a boozy floozy, I think I'm in love!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Get the boozy floozymug.