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A Full Bowl Circle is when you heave such an amazing colon snake it wraps itself around the toilet bowl at least one time.
Isaac just sent me a pic of his latest full bowl circle. You know that boy’s fiber intake is top notch!
by Misty Dawn September 22, 2022
Get the Full Bowl Circle mug.Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?
by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009
Get the Fuctard mug.Rutpuddles happen when the car-width ruts in the road created by the grinding of studded snow tires fill up with water. Alaska roads are notorious for this driving hazard which can cause a driver to lose control of the vehicle due to hydroplaning.
On my way to work this morning, I hit a deep rutpuddle and lost control of my car; hit a moose, and then slammed into the back of Sarah Palin's Suburban! Damn, she's fine!
by Misty Dawn October 25, 2008
Get the Rutpuddle mug.Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
Get the Facial Cream mug.Jackin' (Jak-in)
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
I was jackin' my load into Amy's goo receptacle when she sneezed coochie sauce all over everything! When I got home all tatored, my boner sniffer freaked out at the smell of strange pink taco on my package.
by Misty Dawn October 16, 2008
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v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Get the Jackin' mug.Jackin' (Jak-in)
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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