That Meghan is my kinda girl! We had a couple of gin & tonics, a shot of Jagermeister and the next thing I knew she was nibbling on my neck asking if I could stab her with my wombjabber! What a boozy floozy, I think I'm in love!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Get the boozy floozy mug.A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
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It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
Get the Facial Cream mug.Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Get the vodka induced cockgobbler mug.Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
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by Misty Dawn August 05, 2008
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by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
Get the propane and propane accessories! mug.1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?
Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!
Me: Shitshacks!
Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!
Me: Shitshacks!
by Misty Dawn October 11, 2008
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