"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
An abnormally long penis.
Sara: "Why are you walking so funny today, Alyce?"
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!
by Misty Dawn May 20, 2008
by Misty Dawn July 07, 2008
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
by Misty Dawn August 05, 2008
n.
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
"That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!
by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008