Definitions by Mister Delicious

Saint Patricks Day 

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

Saint Patricks Day by mister delicious February 24, 2007

flip-the-snip 

to reverse a vasectomy.

Christian really wanted another kid, so he decided to flip-the-snip

flip-the-snip by mister delicious February 16, 2007

Wasp nest

The large pile of shit left at the bottom of the toilet bowl the day after you were out drinking all night.

"Yo! Dion, you gotta check out the wasp nest I left in the shitter, bro!"

Wasp nest by mister delicious February 16, 2007

Have-Zee 

Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.

If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.

Have-Zee by mister delicious February 9, 2007

JUMBOTRON 

Used to describe a payrate for a person who is working overtime on a holiday. Typically, when an individual is on the JUMBOTRON, they are making triple time.

Chris is rollin in the dough lately, he hit up 8 solid hours on the JUMBOTRON.

JUMBOTRON by mister delicious February 8, 2007

Ridrunkulous 

Your typical obscene, obnoxious behavior displayed while heavily intoxicated.

Carlos was his typical ridrunkulous self yesterday after a bottle and a half of whiskey.

Ridrunkulous by mister delicious February 8, 2007

hotter than a pot of neckbones 

Extreemly pissed off!

When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

hotter than a pot of neckbones by mister delicious February 1, 2007