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Definitions by Mister D

Cockin it 

Hanging out that only applies to males, may involve masturbation.
Jay and Robby were cockin it when jay's mom walked in.
Cockin it by Mister D November 15, 2004

school slut day 

October 31st at WHS, also know as halloween. All of the popular girls (mostly cheerleaders) use this day as an excuse to dress up in very slutty costumes.

Examples From Halloween '04: naughty nurses, angels, devils, genies, and costumes invovling fish net stockings
Rob: HOLY SHIT! Did you see the naughty nurses?
Matt: OH Yea! I would tap their asses any day.
Rob: I'm gonna go look again.
school slut day by Mister D November 6, 2004
A person's virginity
Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.
V-card by Mister D November 1, 2004
1. A freshman who only has upper classman friends (positive)
2. A sophmore who is still treated like a freshman (negative)
1. Devon is a froshmore.
2. Joe is a froshmore.
Froshmore by Mister D October 30, 2004

cock muffin 

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead
1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.
cock muffin by Mister D October 20, 2004

sperminate 

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.
sperminate by Mister D October 20, 2004

wiener pong 

When two guys play pong with their wieners
Matt: I get pretty hard when i play wiener pong with rob.
Rob: I told you not to tell anybody!
wiener pong by Mister D October 19, 2004