phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum
I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!
by Mister D October 18, 2004
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plays for the other team

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.
"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld
by Mister D November 25, 2004
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V-card

Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.
by Mister D November 01, 2004
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Raging Butt Sex

A term joe made up. Basically anal sex, but RAGING.
Joe: Do you like raging butt sex?
Devon: How many times do I have to tell you? YES!
by Mister D October 16, 2004
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The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.
Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.
by Mister D December 03, 2004
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The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.
Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.
by Mister D November 16, 2004
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computer apps

The easiest class in WHS.
When the teacher is on the other side of the room everyone plays GaYmes, yes that is games with a y. Other activites during computer apps class include but are not limited to: Checking email, instant messaging, and paint.

Note: Only complete retards get caught playing gaYmes in computer apps.
mikegldi2: Hello number 5 have you seen number 2 lately?
mikegldi5: Go the fuck away!

Instant messaging during computer apps is fun.
by Mister D October 14, 2004
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