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Definitions by Missile MP el G

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.
Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.
erict by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

gangluff 

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.
Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.
gangluff by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

meidenschnauzer 

A large nose on a man with small ankles that, despite having no sense of smell, still enjoys eating large quantities.
Check out the meidenschnauzer on that fat guy devouring the 96 ounce steak.
meidenschnauzer by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.
You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.
hached by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

dealamen 

A group of faggoty ass bitches at their annual fantasy football draft.
dealamen by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

mattyland 

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.
mattyland by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

shitlimp 

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.
Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!
shitlimp by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019