by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019