shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

hached

A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.

You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

kuosman

Moniker given to the man who drinks the most during a weekend camping trip.

Dan was the kuosman last weekend. He drank 58 beers.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

meidenschnauzer

A large nose on a man with small ankles that, despite having no sense of smell, still enjoys eating large quantities.

Check out the meidenschnauzer on that fat guy devouring the 96 ounce steak.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

maro fire

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.

The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.

Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019