Missile MP el G's definitions

kuosman

Moniker given to the man who drinks the most during a weekend camping trip.

Dan was the kuosman last weekend. He drank 58 beers.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

big dog little kitten

A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.

Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

connorbudd

The lowest hanging testicle.

My connorbudd keeps getting caught in my zipper.

by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

dealamen

A group of faggoty ass bitches at their annual fantasy football draft.

Look at that dealamen, must be close to football season.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

maro fire

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.

The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019