Miryam Websta's definitions

iPod

Also iPoo. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.

Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.

by Miryam Websta April 27, 2004

anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

motherfungus

n. 1. Euphemism for motherfucker (see). 2. A particularly disgusting person.

You rotten motherfungus!!! Oh, hi mom!

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.

Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

pit fiend

n. A person (especially a woman) who sweats from the underarms profusely and often smells offensively.

v. 1. To sweat profusely from the underarms. 2. To smell like a pit fiend.

That bitch is fine, but she a pit fiend.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

cent

n. The opposite of dime, an extremely ugly woman.

half-cent. n. An utterly repulsive woman.

Damn dude, your mom's a cent!

Yeah? Well your mom's a half-cent!

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004