Miranda's definitions
by miranda December 25, 2004

1. Verb: Past tense
Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.
2. Adjective
Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.
Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.
2. Adjective
Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.
1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."
2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."
2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."
by Miranda November 21, 2003

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.
ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.
ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.
by Miranda May 13, 2005
