Furry fandom

One of the most complex fandoms with both a good and a bad side… I for one, as a furry, do not like how every furry-hater’s definition is “God’s mistake”. It’s just a hobby, and all hobbies have those few exceptions that tie it to the max.

Furry fandom is complex and is underrated

by MirakatFursona February 02, 2025

asmcosaimcoi

A random thing I typed down. How did you ever see this?

Oh wow I invented a word. It’s “ asmcosaimcoi”

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

sacrificial fire

When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.

PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?

PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025

Story

Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.

HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T

I gave you a story! Your welcome!

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025

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When someone is going to literally implode by way of boredom, so to prevent that, they decide to type every single frickin’ letter in the alphabet 7 times. Which never works.

PERSON: jimmy are you alright?
JIMMY: aaaaaaabbbbbbbcccccccdddddddeeeeeeefffffffggggggghhhhhhhiiiiiiijjjjjjjkkkkkkklllllllmmmmmmmnnnnnnnooooooopppppppqqqqqqqrrrrrrrssssssstttttttuuuuuuuvvvvvvvwwwwwwwxxxxxxxyyyyyyyzzzzzzz
PERSON: AYO WTF

by MirakatFursona January 21, 2025

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

YOUR SO FUCKING BORED YOU TYPE THE WHOLE ENTIRE ALPHABET….. YOU NEED TO CALL 911

TEACHER: okay jimmy, say your abcs!
JIMMY: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
TEACHER: very good jimmy! Now, does anyone want to throw jimmy into the sacrificial fire?
EVERYONE: ME ME ME ME ME!

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025