Mique Zee's definitions

Zero Beer Queer

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

by Mique Zee December 4, 2020

Zero Beer Queer

A gay person that does not drink beer.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

by Mique Zee December 5, 2020

Gay until proven guilty

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

by Mique Zee October 10, 2021

Garen

A gay Karen

Mike is a Garen. Almost every time he goes shopping, he summons the store manager.

by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Laren

The lesbian version of a Karen. While they are less common than the traditional Karen, they can be just as nasty.

Lindsay is a Laren. She has district managers on speed dial for when cashiers don’t accept her expired coupons.

by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Horror Nerd

People who obsess over horror movies. They don’t think they are nerds but they are.

Jerome is a horror nerd. He was talking to the other horror nerds about how much he loves scary flicks.

by Mique Zee February 1, 2021

Lesbianologist

One who has dedicated their lives to the study of lesbian culture and daily interpersonal interactions.

Casey is a lesbianologist. She has studied the lesbian culture for many decades.

by Mique Zee March 12, 2021