Definitions by Mique Zee

Laren 

The lesbian version of a Karen. While they are less common than the traditional Karen, they can be just as nasty.

Lindsay is a Laren. She has district managers on speed dial for when cashiers don’t accept her expired coupons.

Laren by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Garen 

A gay Karen

Mike is a Garen. Almost every time he goes shopping, he summons the store manager.

Garen by Mique Zee October 15, 2021

Gay until proven guilty

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

Gay until proven guilty by Mique Zee October 10, 2021

Lesbianologist 

Someone who accepts and has unconditional love for the lesbian community. This is one who has studied the the internal workings of lesbians and understand their psyche through daily observation and personal interactions.

Mike is a lesbianologist. He has lived with lesbians for years and totally understand how they differ from the general population.

Lesbianologist by Mique Zee May 13, 2021

Lesbianologist 

One who has dedicated their lives to the study of lesbian culture and daily interpersonal interactions.

Casey is a lesbianologist. She has studied the lesbian culture for many decades.

Lesbianologist by Mique Zee March 12, 2021

Horror Nerd 

People who obsess over horror movies. They don’t think they are nerds but they are.

Jerome is a horror nerd. He was talking to the other horror nerds about how much he loves scary flicks.

Horror Nerd by Mique Zee February 1, 2021

Zero Beer Queer 

A gay person that does not drink beer.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 5, 2020