A gay person that does not drink beer.
by Mique Zee December 05, 2020
One who has dedicated their lives to the study of lesbian culture and daily interpersonal interactions.
by Mique Zee March 12, 2021
Someone who accepts and has unconditional love for the lesbian community. This is one who has studied the the internal workings of lesbians and understand their psyche through daily observation and personal interactions.
Mike is a lesbianologist. He has lived with lesbians for years and totally understand how they differ from the general population.
by Mique Zee May 13, 2021
Jerome is a horror nerd. He was talking to the other horror nerds about how much he loves scary flicks.
by Mique Zee February 01, 2021
Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.
by Mique Zee December 04, 2020
It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.
Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”
Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
by Mique Zee October 10, 2021
The lesbian version of a Karen. While they are less common than the traditional Karen, they can be just as nasty.
Lindsay is a Laren. She has district managers on speed dial for when cashiers don’t accept her expired coupons.
by Mique Zee October 15, 2021