Minecraft1238's definitions

SIUYP

Shove It Up Your Pussy

Go SIUYP bitch!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

Big Bill Hell's

A car dealership who created a funny and humorus commercial. One of the lines in that commercial said “SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!”

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

Got an error! Reload to try again

That shit Urban Dictionary gives you when there is a random error that makes you want to kill yourself. Usually happens when you try to submit a defintion that’s too long or just happens randomly.

Got an error! Reload to try again
*random embedded YouTube video*
Holler at us if problems don’t stop
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by Minecraft1238 January 28, 2019

YPIFL

Your Penis Is Fucking Large.

Damn YPIFL!

by Minecraft1238 January 27, 2019

sesso

Italilan word for sex.

Italian: Posso fare sesso con te?
English: Can I have sex with you?

by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019

Broad and profound

Describes the penis being huge and long, after the erection there is a very large, deep, ejaculation that is very deep, indicating that the penis is very long.

My penis is very Broad and profound.

by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019