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SMP

Go SMP before I kick your ass!
by Minecraft1238 January 21, 2019
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suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
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by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
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LAMC

Can you lamc?
by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
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yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.
He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.
by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019
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Trump Shutdown

The longest fucking U.S government shutdown in history! 800,000 federal workers are working without pay and the fucking economy is going bad! This is been going on since DECEMBER 2018. One month later, no end in sight. Does Donald Trump not care about his damn country or something? Like does he have to shutdown the fucking government just because of a stupid wall? Listen: I know the illegal immigrants issue but still, there’s no need to shut down the damn government just because of a fucking wall!
Can this fucking Trump Shutdown end once-in-for-all? This is just so fucking stupid! Shut down the fucking government just because of a stupid wall?
by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019
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fallus

Suck my fallus bitch!
by Minecraft1238 January 25, 2019
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