Minecraft1238's definitions

frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

by Minecraft1238 February 12, 2019

Trump Shutdown

The longest fucking U.S government shutdown in history! 800,000 federal workers are working without pay and the fucking economy is going bad! This is been going on since DECEMBER 2018. One month later, no end in sight. Does Donald Trump not care about his damn country or something? Like does he have to shutdown the fucking government just because of a stupid wall? Listen: I know the illegal immigrants issue but still, there’s no need to shut down the damn government just because of a fucking wall!

Can this fucking Trump Shutdown end once-in-for-all? This is just so fucking stupid! Shut down the fucking government just because of a stupid wall?

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

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by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

frankfurter

Slang word for a penis.

She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.

by Minecraft1238 February 5, 2019

Morgan Hyde

The worst friend you’ll ever ask for. She’s a little fucking dumbass with black hair. She is in 7th grade but looks like she is in fucking 1st grade. She bullies people a lot, spreads dumb fake rumors about people, and so on.

You won’t want to be friends with Morgan Hyde!

by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

Chuck E Cheese Pizza

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.

Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.

by Minecraft1238 February 19, 2019

+1 [phone],56769#37011610*

Urban Dictionary’s recording service phone number.

Person 1: How do I add an audio recording of a word here on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Just call +1 [phone],56769#37011610* and then speak the word into the microphone.

by Minecraft1238 January 30, 2019