Curriculum Associates

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!

Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

by Minecraft1238 January 09, 2019

NatalieFlowers

She is a porn star on pornhub.

Damn, seeing NatalieFlowers‘s pussy made my penis get erect!

by Minecraft1238 January 31, 2019

The Drip

Gonorrhea. It’s when green or yellow discharge comes out of the penis or vagina. This is a sexually transmitted disease that is spread by unprotected sex.

Fuck! I have The Drip!

by Minecraft1238 January 09, 2019

Got an error! Reload to try again

That shit Urban Dictionary gives you when there is a random error that makes you want to kill yourself. Usually happens when you try to submit a defintion that’s too long or just happens randomly.

Got an error! Reload to try again
*random embedded YouTube video*
Holler at us if problems don’t stop
twitter / facebook

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.

He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

#pleasesayballs

Bleet from GTA 5 that says: Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls?

Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls? #pleasesayballs

by Minecraft1238 February 03, 2019

Morgan Hyde

The worst friend you’ll ever ask for. She’s a little fucking dumbass with black hair. She is in 7th grade but looks like she is in fucking 1st grade. She bullies people a lot, spreads dumb fake rumors about people, and so on.

You won’t want to be friends with Morgan Hyde!

by Minecraft1238 January 09, 2019