Definitions by Mind Hunter the Profiler
Newjazz
Newjazz is a “nom de guerre” or sobriquet for a man or woman on a mission in a place they shouldn’t be attending; doing things that they shouldn’t be doing.
A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.
It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.
However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.
This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.
A cultural guide or insider gets you in and introduces you as “Newjazz” to protect your identity; and, to allow you to move more freely and safely while partaking of forbidden delights.
It is generally understood that a person baring the name “Newjazz” is a first time attendee AND his or her hesitancy and/or awkwardness should be forgiven until they relax and become more comfortable in the surroundings.
However, the price of this indulgence is some type of social initiation to formalize your relationship to the community in which you are a guest. This can take the form of a public performance based on “venue activity” or the intake of powerful substances that could potentially BLOW YOUR MIND.
This term is made popular by season 3 episode 8 of Atlanta named — not surprisingly — New Jazz.
1) Now all of you Cougars hide your claws! This “Cub” is my friend. Newjazz. Make him comfortable but DON’T BITE! Unless he wants you to.
2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.
2) This is my “celly” Newjazz. He from around my way. He hung out with 23rd street and them and he aight . He’s in on some cowboy shit; but he ain’t do it! Just some BULLSHIT! Y’all show him some love.
Newjazz by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 7, 2022
Before my life began (BMLB)
Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022
AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 18, 2022
Going Full Common
To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.
Going Full Common by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022
Psycho-Solon
Solon was was an ancient philosopher from Athens who is credited for the primordial ideas the gave rise to contemporary democracy.
Attaching the name of the ancient Athenian democratic reformer Solon to the word “psycho” is an ironic usage to point to the latest trend in American democracy where extreme and unprepared citizens can be elected to public office with disastrous results.
Attaching the name of the ancient Athenian democratic reformer Solon to the word “psycho” is an ironic usage to point to the latest trend in American democracy where extreme and unprepared citizens can be elected to public office with disastrous results.
I’m torn about Psycho-Solon Lauren Bobert. I can’t stand her ideas or public persona; BUT, SHE LOOKS GOOD IN TIGHT BLACK JEANS AND PUMPS!!!!!!
Psycho-Solon by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021
Lawd Geeziz
A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021
Lawd Geeziz
A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021