Miltythecheese's definitions

painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

mexiscreamer

A Mexiscreamer is any number of unattended and ignored and/or screeching, yelling and howling Mexican children who shatter any and all peace you might find in public. Not to be confused with banging a loud Mexican slut.

We went to the beach and swarms of mexiscreamers were running around howling and we had to move our chairs. This happened last week at the mall too. Little Rigoberto was ignored by his parents and assaulted all of our senses.

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.

Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

canine cunt

A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.

Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

mexi screamer

A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.

We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.

by Miltythecheese July 3, 2017