12 definitions by Miltythecheese
A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.
Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.
by Miltythecheese June 19, 2017
Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.
Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!
by Miltythecheese June 19, 2017
Little Timmy fleagle fucked me out of that hot chick. She just wanted to ride in his dads porsche and eat at a fancy restaurant.
by Miltythecheese May 12, 2017
A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.
Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.
by Miltythecheese May 12, 2017
A Butter Whore is a woman who eats extra healthy at home and when out with her boyfriend but when out alone pounds the butter and sugar.
Alexa made us quinoa and kale salad for dinner but that Butter Whore admitted she had three chocolate chip muffins with butter on the way to work
by Miltythecheese June 1, 2017