A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.
Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
Get the burbble fartmug. Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
Get the painting the ceilingmug. A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.
Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.
by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017
Get the canine cuntmug. A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
Get the costco gorgingmug. The legendary Taste the Rainbow Fuck is when you bring home a hot little slut, spread her flaps, and stuff and a few bags of skittles. Then you fuck her brains out and leave a huge load of man chowder. You then make her spread her legs wide and you take a big soup spoon and slide it in her coochie and fish out a big gooey spoonful which you feed to her.
Yo bro. Guess what I did to Jennabea last night? I gave her the Taste the Rainbow Fuck and set a new record with four bags of skittles. Then I got her to eat three spoonfuls and she licked it clean! She tasted my rainbow!!!!
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
Get the taste the rainbow fuckmug.