Milkshake's definitions

ski santa fe

a great snowboarding area, a 20 minutes drive from santa fe new mexico. This is the greatest place to snowboard in the rocky mountains it is much better than taos or vail. it is a snowboarding paradise because it isnt full of snotty asshole rich people who crowd the way and hog the mountain

I went to ski santa fe and it was bliss

it is much better than that shitdump called taos!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

Jeff goldblum

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

by milkshake January 21, 2005

ali g

The greatest townie on the face of the earth. A true genius and supastar!

Damn that Ali G is enlightining

by milkshake March 26, 2005

kumquat

a wonderful appetizing fruit

wo this kumquat is delicious!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

huns

A fierce barbarian tribe that sacked almost sacked the city of rome when lead by Attila the Hun (the scourge of god) leaving most of the western empire almost completely destroyed. However mysteriously the hun were turned back by the pope and never seen again.

Those damn huns burned down my villa and raped my wife!

by milkshake March 26, 2005

Broncos

Sad excuse for a football team. Full of fat lazy boof heads and sneaky cheats.
Love to perform sexual favours for refs for points and shit calls.
Can't believe their supporters can actually claim that shit

How many broncos are sucking ref doodle for this win?

The broncos new recruits in the officials colours were well worth the money...

by Milkshake April 21, 2017

mr rampy's ship of dreams!

having an orgasm in the back of a dark movie theatre

" during that movie spongebob me and christina hopped aboard mr rampy's ship of dreams!"

by Milkshake December 13, 2004