Westgate

A small private mennonite christian school in Winnipeg. Shitty. Lots of homework, bad teachers. And principals who pop you for selling drugs you didn't sell.
Mike: "FUCK YOU"

Principal (Ed): "See ozzy, this is what drugs do to a young man such as that boy"

Mike: "No, your just trying to get me expelled cause I hate Jesus!"

Vice Principal (ozzy): "That has nothing to do with it, we're just investigating a hint on of our students gave us. And now that your in this office alone we'll tack it on you because parents won't want to send their kids to westgate if they know we don't do anything about drug-dealers"

Mike: "You know what, leaving this shithole doesn't sound too bad. I sold kids 'Marrige-a-wanna-' now kick me the fuck out."

Ed: "Well, now that you told us that we'll just give you a 5 days suspension. Tell 500 people a lie and break every rule in our teacher policy manual!"

Mike: "I wanted to get kicked out! you fucking pussies! Go get ass-raped!"
by Miklus January 31, 2007
Get the Westgate mug.

sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".
Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"
by Miklus May 05, 2006
Get the sad waves mug.

Man Can

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.
Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!
by Miklus March 21, 2006
Get the Man Can mug.

fweet

Fucking+Sweet=Fweet. Meaning anything really, really good.
man, drunk p00n, sleeping in your treehouse. FWEET!
by Miklus July 01, 2006
Get the fweet mug.

shrublin

A lower class mooch who steals tokes and quarters.
"hey man, can I shrublin soma yer fuckin'weed?"
by Miklus March 21, 2006
Get the shrublin mug.

lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.
mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky
by Miklus April 07, 2006
Get the lick my nine mug.

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.
Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"
by Miklus July 16, 2006
Get the Dorsche mug.