Miklus's definitions

Man Can

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.

Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!

by Miklus April 4, 2006

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

skeez

1. Universal word. meaning everything from stress to skillz.

2. Skank, hoe bag

1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"

by Miklus April 22, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

c1rca

An overrated skateboard shoe companie. Get fallens or emericas, and to the fucknut who said emericas are like vans, thats what c1rcas are, and I have emericas, had emericas, love emericas, and I have a baker deck and some skintight jeans. But fuck reynolds, Kevin Long is the shit.

skater:I have new Emerica KSL 1's

poser: What are those, I have c1rcas, muska is my homie.

skater: fuck you

by Miklus April 26, 2006

love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.

Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."

by Miklus May 17, 2006

packin heat

To have a gun on your person at any given time.

I'm packin heat now that I'm out all night downtown.

by Miklus August 7, 2006