Mike_Litoris's definitions

anonymous pissing

A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.

Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.

by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013

Upper Decker

Step 1) Make sure nobody's around.

Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.

Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.

Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.

Step 5) Wipe your ass.

Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.

Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.

Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.

Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.

Step 10) Mission accomplished.

Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank.

Victim: It must have been an upper decker.

Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!

by Mike_Litoris June 29, 2011

dis' aint'

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011

gay

Homosexual.

People support it and hate it at the same time.

Jerk: That guy looks so gay

Me: Is that a bad thing?

Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...

Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.

Jerk: uh... no

by Mike_Litoris July 15, 2011

Birding

The act of flinging a bag of shit out the window on an oncoming car's windshield.

Birding is very popular in canada.

by Mike_Litoris April 27, 2013