Mike_Litoris's definitions
Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.
by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013

Step 1) Make sure nobody's around.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank.
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
by Mike_Litoris June 29, 2011

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!
*gunshots*
mom: Are you playing those video games again?!
me: No, I'm watching National Geographic
mom: Oh. Okay.
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!
*gunshots*
mom: Are you playing those video games again?!
me: No, I'm watching National Geographic
mom: Oh. Okay.
by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011

Jerk: That guy looks so gay
Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
by Mike_Litoris July 15, 2011

by Mike_Litoris April 27, 2013
