Definitions by Mike_Litoris
dis' aint'
gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!
*gunshots*
mom: Are you playing those video games again?!
me: No, I'm watching National Geographic
mom: Oh. Okay.
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!
*gunshots*
mom: Are you playing those video games again?!
me: No, I'm watching National Geographic
mom: Oh. Okay.
dis' aint' by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011
gay
Jerk: That guy looks so gay
Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
Me: Is that a bad thing?
Jerk: No... uh... no its a good thing...
Me: But a minute ago, you said it as an insult.
Jerk: uh... no
gay by Mike_Litoris July 15, 2011
Urban Dictionary editors
The gods of the Urban Dictionary.
The decision makers.
The smartest, most talented people on Earth.
They are so attractive, you can't imagine it.
If you are an editor and you are reading this right now...
I LOVE YOU.
The decision makers.
The smartest, most talented people on Earth.
They are so attractive, you can't imagine it.
If you are an editor and you are reading this right now...
I LOVE YOU.
I found out one one of my friends was one of the urban dictionary editors, so I let him have sex with my girlfriend.
Urban Dictionary editors by Mike_Litoris July 9, 2011
Upper Decker
Step 1) Make sure nobody's around.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank.
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
Upper Decker by Mike_Litoris June 29, 2011
Anthony Weiner
A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...
Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.
Anthony Weiner by Mike_Litoris June 27, 2011