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Definitions by MikeInDC

Diagknowsis 

A disparaging term for a diagnosis by a physician or other medical practitioner already known to the patient, but required for treatment.
I cannot believe Albi's doctor made him come in for a diagknowsis when Albi knew he just needed penicillin.
In order to have her sore foot looked at by a specialist, Abby was required to get a diagknowsis from her primary care physician.
Diagknowsis by MikeInDC July 25, 2017
An unexpected outage of a WiFi network, usually at a critical time.
“I can’t believe I was WiFried during my Instagram upload,” said Alon.

Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.
WiFry by MikeInDC June 27, 2017

marbleous 

An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.
The countertops in Karyn's kitchen are marbleous.
Michael renovated his entranceway and staircase, and they are marbleous.
Did you taste the cake at Eric's birthday party? It was marbleous.
marbleous by MikeInDC June 20, 2017