twomorrows

Leo is excited because his birthday is twomorrows.
Rami and Joey are meeting via conference call twomorrows.
Twomorrows the new coffee shop is scheduled to open.
by MikeInDC July 28, 2020
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Litereally

Exactly. A replacement for the often erroneously used “literally.”
“I literally walked 8 miles to the supermarket,” said Shannyn.
"No, the supermarket is litereally less than a mile from here," replied Gregor.
by MikeInDC January 14, 2021
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Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
by MikeInDC August 27, 2017
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cable creep

The slow, monthly increase of cable television charges in amounts small enough for the customer to tend to ignore, but later result in significant overall increases.
A year ago, my cable bill was $88/month and now it's $117. I hate cable creep.

A few bucks in cable creep and now my bill is 30% higher than a year ago.

My monthly cable crept from $55 to $69 in less than one year.
by MikeInDC January 22, 2018
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televishun

A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.
Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.
by MikeInDC August 30, 2017
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Zoomadieu

The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”
After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.

Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.
by MikeInDC August 10, 2020
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Blister

A combination of blister and B-list meaning an annoying person who is not in your preferred group of friends or colleagues.
Dana's party was amazing until a bunch of blisters showed up uninvited.
Randi is moving next week, rather than close friends she called some blisters to do the heavy lifting.
by MikeInDC August 31, 2017
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