MikeFigurski's definitions

gottabus

Feel the wind calling

Blue was down with the Orange Blossom Special, but gottabus west with october ending.

by MikeFigurski October 24, 2023

covenient

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.

Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.

by MikeFigurski January 7, 2022

The Dosis

Acquiring 2 sexual infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dosis, chlamydia and gonorrhea, after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

robinmasters

An apparent employee who actually owns and operates the entire estate.

Julie felt certain Blue robinmasters the Big House.

by MikeFigurski October 25, 2022

rogerdodger

One who agrees (received orders given expect results) then dodges (engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant).

Rogerdodger he said, as Blue agreed to become PAC president, then abdicated when the mothers turned on him.

by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024

covenience

blaming covid for self serving behavior

Julie saying she didn't want to go out to Blue's house for Ukranian Christmas dinner Friday night sounds lime a matter of covenience.

by MikeFigurski January 7, 2022

The Dos^e

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025