Her ass

A place where u can rest your head when u are tired kinda like a pillow if your girl allows it sometimes u may slap it and kiss it but most importantly u must take care of it

Her ass looks so good i need to rest my head on it

by Mike the quiet one February 17, 2022

Im all yours

When your significant other wants you all to her/himself like cuddles and kisses and love words. I hope someone tells me that one day and when i mean someone i mean my future wife cuz you know im straight

Wife: baby COME HERE NOW

Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you

by Mike the quiet one December 07, 2021

You are mine

When your significant other tells you that you are theirs and only theirs

Girl: hey listen up
Boy: yes
Girl:"looks at his eyes with a stern look and grabs his face" You are mine

Boy: ok babe

Girl: 😊

by Mike the quiet one December 14, 2021

Mr incredible meme uncanny

Hate that meme so much ruined a great disney character

Hate mr incredible meme uncanny so much

by Mike the quiet one March 14, 2022

Antimaskers

Psychotic ppl who refuses to wear a mask and protest on the streets against it and the ones who wanna post their anti maskness (i know its not a word) on social media are the biggest clout chasers ever. I understand that we are all fed up of wearing it but this virus isn't over yet so plz wear a mask

Antimaskers: oh look at me i am not gonna wear a mask becuz i don't care about other ppl's health not even my own im such a 🤡

by Mike the quiet one December 26, 2021

Get on your knees

When your wife/husband disobeys you and you need to deal with it so u tell him/her to get on their knees and u spank them and also make out with them and give them pleasure👈 well im not sure if this one actually happens. Listen guys and girls don't do this as abuse but rather do it as love enjoyment NOT ABUSE ENJOYMENT

Wife: You have been a really bad boy u always put the salt on the high shelf everyday when you are suppose to put it on the kitchen table like i ask that's it Get on your knees.

Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏

Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR

Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏

by Mike the quiet one November 25, 2021

Give me your ass

When you want your girl's ass or she wants yours. U will def grab and slap it i hope you do that

Girl: hey you yes you that ass of yours is so big. Give me your ass
Boy: Yes babe😏
Boy: Do you like it?
Girl: yep hehe😏

by Mike the quiet one December 07, 2021