Mike the Ekim's definitions

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim January 15, 2009

Manwhore

A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.

Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004

I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

the hees

Slang for Voorhees, NJ, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees.

Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.

by Mike the Ekim December 9, 2008

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

liefje

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

by Mike the Ekim June 2, 2005