Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006
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last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
by Mike the Ekim October 09, 2005
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the hees

Slang for Voorhees, NJ, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees.
Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.
by Mike the Ekim December 09, 2008
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algebra

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids
1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
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gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.
Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
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Marklar

A word that can be substituted for any noun.
Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.
by Mike the Ekim May 07, 2005
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daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
by Mike the Ekim January 02, 2006
mugGet the daughtermug.