Definitions by Mike the Ekim

music theory 

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

music theory by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

key 

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

key by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

Barney 

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

Barney by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

Brazil 

a country that is really big

"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush

Brazil by Mike the Ekim April 17, 2006

Philadelphia 

The most awesome city in the world.

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?

Philadelphia by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

New Jersey 

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

New Jersey by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

know 

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

know by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006