Mike the Ekim's definitions

submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

reject

when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.

I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.

by Mike the Ekim April 8, 2006

vagina

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.

I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009