Mike the Ekim's definitions

eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.

I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

pedal steel guitar

An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.

I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.

by Mike the Ekim January 13, 2006

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by Mike the Ekim January 2, 2006

gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Marklar

A word that can be substituted for any noun.

Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim January 15, 2009