Mike the Ekim's definitions

reject

when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.

I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.

by Mike the Ekim April 8, 2006

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

eternity

The period of time between when a person submits a definition to urbandictionary.com and when it actually shows up there.

I submitted my definition for algebra 5 months ago, and it still hasn't shown up!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

Philadelphia

The most awesome city in the world.

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

dramatic irony

When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park

In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005