pedal steel guitar

An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.

I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.

by Mike the Ekim January 13, 2006

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

Marklar

A word that can be substituted for any noun.

Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.

by Mike the Ekim May 07, 2005

gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.

Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim January 15, 2009

Manwhore

A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.

Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004

I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!

by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005

daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by Mike the Ekim January 02, 2006