Mike the Ekim's definitions

music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

key

something that almost every song has that is nearly impossible to define, yet if a musician knows the chords to the song he should be able to figure it out.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams is in the key of F minor.

by Mike the Ekim April 30, 2006

submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

algebra

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005