Definitions by Mike the Ekim

Person 

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

Person by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

atheist 

One who does not have imaginary friends.

My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.

atheist by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

high school by Mike the Ekim January 15, 2009

the hees 

Slang for Voorhees, NJ, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees.

Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.

the hees by Mike the Ekim December 9, 2008

Drummer 

Someone who hangs out with musicians

The other day our band had a practice. Our drummer was there but he didn't play.

Drummer by Mike the Ekim September 9, 2006

gullible 

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

gullible by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

vagina 

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

That woman has a vagina.

vagina by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006