Mike the Ekim's definitions

the hees

Slang for Voorhees, NJ, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees.

Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.

by Mike the Ekim December 9, 2008

boron

The combination of the words "bore" and "moron".

One scientist was such a boron that he named an element after what he was.

by Mike the Ekim December 23, 2004

submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005