Mike the Ekim's definitions

submarine

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 24, 2006

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 14, 2006

the hees

Slang for Voorhees, NJ, an overrated suburb of Philadelphia that is famous for absolutely nothing. Also known as Whorehees.

Jess is going to the hees today. Why, nobody may ever know.

by Mike the Ekim December 9, 2008

algebra

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim January 15, 2009