Person

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

by Mike the Ekim October 06, 2008

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

atheist

One who does not have imaginary friends.

My friend just spent an hour and a half trying to communicate with his imaginary friend whom he thinks can somehow help him get laid. Poor bastard. Should be an atheist.

by Mike the Ekim October 09, 2008

sleep

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

by Mike the Ekim June 07, 2005

daughter

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

by Mike the Ekim January 02, 2006

high school

A place you don't appreciate until after you've graduated.

What I'd give to go back to my high school days...

by Mike the Ekim August 08, 2008

Bob Dylan

The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.

The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.

by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005