Mike the Ekim's definitions

freshman

the status that every sophomore, junior, or senior must start out with

The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.

by Mike the Ekim April 18, 2005

Bob Dylan

The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.

The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.

by Mike the Ekim May 13, 2005

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

cell phone

A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005

algebra

1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005