Mike in Aurora, Colorado's definitions

Fafuna

(pronunciation: Fah-foo-nah) 1.) Originially Portugese: In direct and unabated reference to female genitalia, specifically, the vagina. The American equivalent of 'pussy', or the UK English 'crumpet'. 2.) Used in a negative description of an unscrupulous, sneaky, non trustworthy person. 3.) Negative term in conjunction with the following: Whore, slut, pro, skank, bimbo, bimbozoid, slag woman, fag hag, along with any other bad reputation in the sexual content of all.

Sexual encounter: "Julie has a gorgeous 'fafuna', man!"

Car buyer: "I would buy the car, but the salesman is a real 'fafuna'! I don't trust him at all!!"

Observation: "That new guy doesn't like nice girls, he wants some 'fafuna' instead! Likes the kinky stuff."

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 7, 2008

Popped Lid

1.) In direct reference to the loss of a dental filling during, and as a result of, oral sex, almost in conjuction with fellatio, (oral and penial contact). 2.) Can also be used to describe a bad relationship, whether sexual or plutonic in nature. 3.) May also be used to describe something, or anything, that is negative.

Head Banging: "She went to town on me! Unfortunately, I had to comfort her while driving her to an all night dentist! We couldn't tell him that I was so wild in her mouth that it caused a 'popped lid'!"

Break Up: "I had to end it with Linda. Going out with her was a 'popped lid'!"

Parental Child Conflict: "Man! My mom is so freaked about the rave I wanted to go to that she acted so 'popped lid' about it all."

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 22, 2008

Barak

1. 2008 Presidential activities concerning Barak Obama.
2. Used by opposition, as well as supporters, of Barak Obama in both, positive and negative, ways. 3. To have an ego the size of any state in the union. 4. A descriptive term used in reference to a loud and projecting fart (flatulence), normally when someone 'rips one'! Synonymous sounds include, but are not limited to the following: Motorcycle, motorboat, lawnmower starting, tearing or ripping textiles/clothing, et al.,. 5. A half black/half white person.

Presidential Race: "Its a Barak verses Hillary standoff!"
Supporter: "We'll Barak the votes once the voting starts!"
Opposition: "Hope that the White House doesn't go Barak!"
Egotistic: "Yo', big head is actin' so Barak!"
Flatulence: "Man, oh man! I told ya' not ta eat three burritos in a row!! That last one ya' ripped was a Barak!"
Racial Composition: "Look at those features. She's a Barak!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008

Arf Sex

1. A descriptive term referring to the sex act better known as 'doggie style' in where the male mounts a female from behind during the act, much like a canine. 2. In reference to pending sexual encounters that may, well in fact, result in the initiation of 'arf sex', as described in definition 1. 3. To describe what normally women would describe as an indiscretionary male devoid/lacking of morals, ethics and, above all, fidelity. 4. In reference to anything that is promising, however, is most likely negative in future prediction (such as in politics and corporate agendas, the military in Iraq, et al.,.)

Sex: "She and I had 'Arf Sex', and it was good!"

Potential Sex: "When she gets here and a few drinks under her belt, we'll have 'Arf Sex'.

Talking about a Playboy: "He's slick! A real 'Arf Sex' kind of guy."

Politics: "That dude talks a good game, but his track record is real 'Arf Sex'. Nothing he promises ever comes true."

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 7, 2008

Whoosh

1.) Predominately used in direct conjunction with a sound that is similiar, a 'whooshing' sound, as it were. 2.) A modern day word that follows a long history from origin to the present. Origin: From the word pussy, in direct application as used to describe either a vagina, or vaginas (plural), and/or can be used to describe either a coward or woos (part whimp and part pussy). Progression: In the early 1980's all the way up to now, the word woos was a hybrid of pussy and wimp. Present: Recently, the word whoosh has come into the spotlight. It follows up on all preceding definitons whereas the word dooche has been used to describe someone of low character, low esteem, loser, rip off artist, and any other applicable usages of that word. Hence, the word: Whoosh! 3.) A direct combination of the words: Pussy, * Woos, and dooche. Please note: Woos is already a derivative word.

Literature: He entered the building and the fresh air came in like a 'whoosh'! Needless to say, the fart smell vacated the front lobby expediently.

Sex: "He's such a 'whoosh'! He was quick on the trigger, didn't do any foreplay whatsoever, and he's been boasting 'bout what a stud he is! Sheeeit!"

Bad Drug Deal: "The stuff I tried was great, but the bag he sold me was mostly cut! That nigga Smith is such a 'whoosh'!"

Failed Relationship: "Karen appeared to be Ruth's friend, but after she pulled that number on her, she's nothin' but a big headed 'whoosh'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 20, 2008