Definitions by Mike in Aurora, Colorado
Arf Sex
1. A descriptive term referring to the sex act better known as 'doggie style' in where the male mounts a female from behind during the act, much like a canine. 2. In reference to pending sexual encounters that may, well in fact, result in the initiation of 'arf sex', as described in definition 1. 3. To describe what normally women would describe as an indiscretionary male devoid/lacking of morals, ethics and, above all, fidelity. 4. In reference to anything that is promising, however, is most likely negative in future prediction (such as in politics and corporate agendas, the military in Iraq, et al.,.)
Sex: "She and I had 'Arf Sex', and it was good!"
Potential Sex: "When she gets here and a few drinks under her belt, we'll have 'Arf Sex'.
Talking about a Playboy: "He's slick! A real 'Arf Sex' kind of guy."
Politics: "That dude talks a good game, but his track record is real 'Arf Sex'. Nothing he promises ever comes true."
Potential Sex: "When she gets here and a few drinks under her belt, we'll have 'Arf Sex'.
Talking about a Playboy: "He's slick! A real 'Arf Sex' kind of guy."
Politics: "That dude talks a good game, but his track record is real 'Arf Sex'. Nothing he promises ever comes true."
Arf Sex by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 7, 2008
Fafuna
(pronunciation: Fah-foo-nah) 1.) Originially Portugese: In direct and unabated reference to female genitalia, specifically, the vagina. The American equivalent of 'pussy', or the UK English 'crumpet'. 2.) Used in a negative description of an unscrupulous, sneaky, non trustworthy person. 3.) Negative term in conjunction with the following: Whore, slut, pro, skank, bimbo, bimbozoid, slag woman, fag hag, along with any other bad reputation in the sexual content of all.
Sexual encounter: "Julie has a gorgeous 'fafuna', man!"
Car buyer: "I would buy the car, but the salesman is a real 'fafuna'! I don't trust him at all!!"
Observation: "That new guy doesn't like nice girls, he wants some 'fafuna' instead! Likes the kinky stuff."
Car buyer: "I would buy the car, but the salesman is a real 'fafuna'! I don't trust him at all!!"
Observation: "That new guy doesn't like nice girls, he wants some 'fafuna' instead! Likes the kinky stuff."
Fafuna by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 7, 2008
Barak
1. 2008 Presidential activities concerning Barak Obama.
2. Used by opposition, as well as supporters, of Barak Obama in both, positive and negative, ways. 3. To have an ego the size of any state in the union. 4. A descriptive term used in reference to a loud and projecting fart (flatulence), normally when someone 'rips one'! Synonymous sounds include, but are not limited to the following: Motorcycle, motorboat, lawnmower starting, tearing or ripping textiles/clothing, et al.,. 5. A half black/half white person.
2. Used by opposition, as well as supporters, of Barak Obama in both, positive and negative, ways. 3. To have an ego the size of any state in the union. 4. A descriptive term used in reference to a loud and projecting fart (flatulence), normally when someone 'rips one'! Synonymous sounds include, but are not limited to the following: Motorcycle, motorboat, lawnmower starting, tearing or ripping textiles/clothing, et al.,. 5. A half black/half white person.
Presidential Race: "Its a Barak verses Hillary standoff!"
Supporter: "We'll Barak the votes once the voting starts!"
Opposition: "Hope that the White House doesn't go Barak!"
Egotistic: "Yo', big head is actin' so Barak!"
Flatulence: "Man, oh man! I told ya' not ta eat three burritos in a row!! That last one ya' ripped was a Barak!"
Racial Composition: "Look at those features. She's a Barak!"
Supporter: "We'll Barak the votes once the voting starts!"
Opposition: "Hope that the White House doesn't go Barak!"
Egotistic: "Yo', big head is actin' so Barak!"
Flatulence: "Man, oh man! I told ya' not ta eat three burritos in a row!! That last one ya' ripped was a Barak!"
Racial Composition: "Look at those features. She's a Barak!"
Barak by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008
Splert
1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.
Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"
Splert by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008
Runk
The Nuevo Modern term (post Twentieth Century) in reference generally towards sex, nomally in context with intercourse, although general variations do follow. It can be the simple definition of sex between a man and a woman, but its application is rather broad without boundaries. It can and is used to describe the mere act of sex, whether straight, bisexual or gay. It is also used to describe feelings of love for someone, or, something. The equivalent of 'fuck' when used in descrptive terms.
1. Sex: "That girl is the type I want to runk!"
2. Alternative sex: "She and I did backdoor runk!"
3. Adjective: "I don't really give a flying runk!"
4. Love: "I really do runk my wife! Seriously!!"
2. Alternative sex: "She and I did backdoor runk!"
3. Adjective: "I don't really give a flying runk!"
4. Love: "I really do runk my wife! Seriously!!"
Runk by Mike in Aurora, Colorado January 29, 2008