Mike hawk's definitions

gouch

The area between your ball sac and your butt hole.

If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

by Mike Hawk March 17, 2003

chod

the spot between your balls and asshole

dude, she licked my chod!!!

by mike hawk August 21, 2006

jennifer love hewitt

very sexy tart. loves to flaunt her tits.

jennifer love hewitt is hot, but loose

by mike hawk May 13, 2005

quiff

a dirty girl or slut

damn that stupid quill gave me crabs

by mike hawk May 13, 2005

bmxboard

bmx forum for the 1337, a place where the old and young gather to ramble and talk about everything and nothing and best of all YOU cant join, take it

so i stuck it in her butt and peed, leaned back, pushed with my arms and roached the tyres out of there, tried kazaa, and searched google only to end up at bmxboard.com

by mike hawk February 21, 2005

rocapads

pads made by ROCA-A-FELLA, for use on the poontang.

These ROCA-PADS will keep yo flow fuckin tizzie

by Mike Hawk May 21, 2003

Sith

Greasy little freaks that hide pickles in the sky

John: where did all the pickles go
Jeff: the fuckin sith probably hid them in the sky

by Mike hawk December 13, 2012